I haven’t figured out how I lost this fight, but I did. Because Miles is still a puppy and still doesn’t have complete control of his legs and movement yet, I wanted to put our Christmas tree out on the screened porch. Billy whined that he wouldn’t be able to see it from inside.
So, the tree is in our dining room. And we just (finally) decorated it.
My question is this: how long do we give Miles before the first ornament becomes a chew toy?
I’ll start the pool at 45 minutes.

Well, I can’t say for sure, but your previous posts do lead me to the conclusion that it won’t be very long
On a related note, our youngest cat has already climbed halfway up the tree and dislodged several branches… within moments of its being raised. The middle cat seems to have outgrown this tendency from last year and looks upon the ‘kitten’ with disdain!
Al